Monday, October 20, 2008

Summer's Gone/The Contest

The summer season is now gone and project 1319 has hired on some new agents of debauchery for the fall season. Original members Chris and Devan still remain and are joined by newcomers Luke, Sean and Nate. These five assemble the first all-male crew of the 1319 enterprise and have thusly led to much lower consumption of hot water and dish soap. Toilet paper and television intake seem to be way up though...

Although much has happened at the franklin clubhouse since the last update, the first major endeavor of note by the faithful crew has been "The Contest." Inspired by the Seinfeld episode of the same name (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkklW7VEBHA&feature=related), all five residents as well as Ian and Todd agreed to partake in our own version. $5 per person, winner takes all the cash. I suppose with all the new testosterone floating around, some type of test of manliness had to come about.

As the contest began on Nov. 7 at 12:01am, only two of the original seven contestants remain. They fell in the following order: Nate, Luke, Todd, Chris and most recently Ian. 

And now there are just two, Devan and Sean. Who will win? Both have their own strengths and weakness so all that can be said for sure is that there are many frustrating, anxious and sleep-deprived nights to come. The winner will be formally announced when he is crowned.

Stay tuned for more updates on the adventures of the 1319 fellowship.  

3 comments:

Wes Simons said...

does having sex count?

devan said...

yes, anything past first base basically.

Wes Simons said...

ouch. thats rough